Monday, July 28, 2008

Dark (K)Night But Not in a Good Way

Too Dark.

Too long.

Too fast.

Too pretentious.



Too loud.

Too many characters.

Too much steady cam.

Too little substance.

Too little fun.

The whole world has lost its mind.

Heath was great, although the role was completely over the top and didn't call for any subtlety of performance. And his commitment to method acting certainly wasn't worth his life. But I bet they will give him the Oscar as an attempt at a kharmic balancing act: "Sorry we ate you up you beautiful young talented person. But here is a pretty golden 8 lb. statue."

So annoyed I stopped touring heavenly Amish farm country for this latest cinematic vision of hell.... Bleckkkkkkkk.

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